Thursday, December 15, 2011

Letters of Intent

Foursons


Has entering the month of December sent you into a panic attack? Have the holiday blues hit you full-force? Have you called all of your credit cards to find out how much remaining balance is on them so that you can go shopping for gifts? Have you told your kids Santa isn’t real so they can face the reality of a very small Christmas this year? Or maybe your company is handing out a huge Christmas bonus this year! Well tell me about it…in letter form of course. Write the who, what, when, where, and why of it all. Grab the button from my sidebar, and link up at the bottom. I look forward to your Letters of Intent!


Dear Rocco,



Escaping the confines of our backyard and terrorizing an old lady walking a dog that probably weighs no more than 15 pounds and has no need to be walked but that's beside the point is not acceptable.  I know you had a grand time making this poor woman think that she was about to witness the demise of her beloved pet.  I also know that you wouldn't have maliciously injured this dog, but more than likely loved him to death.  However, you just can't be doing these kinds of things.  You must remain in the backyard if you are outside.  Bark all you want through the fence, because there is just no stopping that annoying behavior, but you are required to stay put.  So that immense jubilation you felt when I found you down the street today enjoying your new found freedom?  Forget about it, it can never happen again.

Signed,

I couldn't help but smile when you came running to me at warp speed when I called your name to return home.

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Emmy said...

Awe she doesn't look like she could hurt a fly. So cute! Yea, but old people can get pretty crazy ;)

Tara G. said...

{snort!}

Gigi said...

I have a feeling he is already plotting his next escape....

Marice said...

I agree, looks like she cant do that. Love her colors :)

Big Mama Cass said...

I feel like I spend entirely too much time in my day hollering after my dogs for barking. It's like NON.STOP. There is just no way I can take them anywhere but the backyard! :)

Tiffany said...

I can't even imagine the mischief our dogs would get into together.

Rachel said...

EEK! A bit of an escape artist, eh?

Glad Rocco decided to come back to you!

He & Me + 3 said...

My doggie loves to run and escape all the time too. She is a knuckle head. Sounds like rocco likes the freedom as well.

HeatherOz said...

Oh no! Was the old lady understanding or p.o.'d?